I am Jenn Jones, a 2 time freestyle bop-it champion, fat camp survivor, and a Bronze Bible Award winner for "good attitude" at the First Baptist Church Puppet Ministry Olympics. Though I hold theater degrees from University of Arkansas and AMDA New York, I'm actually just terrific at impersonating my mother. I can be seen on several national commercials, hoppin' around the underground theater scene, or performing standup but my real dream is just to be so skinny that people tell me to eat spaghetti, preferably in the bathtub. I hope to someday be worthy enough to play shootie hoops with my idols: Bono, Pauly Shore, and Donkey Lips from Salute Your Shorts. Thank you for visiting my site. The purpose is to make stalking me easier for industry folks, not just ex boyfriends in prison or Dirty Curtis from Starbucks. Stalk me new school: @jennjonesonthemicrophones on the Instant Grams Or @dinklebutter on the twitter. I love the shenanigans.
Above is a child model with movie star potential and absolutely dripping with self confidence. This is actually at Sundance in 5th grade, right after I puked stomach bile into a bush because of the altitude. Apparently nothing says photo opportunity to my mother quite like a little pain and awkwardness. Mom also forced me to do community theater this same year so I would "make friends" and "I dunno, talk." I have been acting and talking too much since.
If you are wondering where my sense of humor may come from, look no further than this picture of my Mimi stuffing rocks in her bra in 1946.
Things I love
This little Babushka, Frank Beans.
Attempting to be good at any sport besides white girl dancing. I'll let you know when I find one.